Januar 6, 2021 Universal excuse form. The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. Whenever there’s a multiple choice, pick…
Januar 6, 2021 Together At Last Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, „At last…
Januar 6, 2021 Andy Rooney Quotes Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in…
Januar 6, 2021 Dying Wives! „I was married 3 times“ explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, „and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Cow Defined (Classic) DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows….
Januar 6, 2021 Name That Capital A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her „go do something to prove them…
Januar 6, 2021 Tyson Excuses! The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little carried away after seeing „Face/Off“9. Really wanted to win first…
Januar 6, 2021 How Come? What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Dissuasion! The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client…
Januar 6, 2021 (Blank)-gasms! Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house – door-gasms. Sex on carpet…