Januar 6, 2021 Love, Lust, or Marriage? How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST –…
Januar 6, 2021 Act Religious A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, „Two of our engines are on fire; we…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Horny Guy Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her…
Januar 6, 2021 The worst racist joke So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much…
Januar 6, 2021 You don't want to hear these! Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor – we’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Rude, Crude, and Lewd! Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s rest room?…
Januar 6, 2021 7 Quickies! 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they…
Januar 6, 2021 You Mama's So Ugly… – Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said „Sorry, no professionals“ – Yo Mama’s so ugly, just after she…
Januar 6, 2021 That Rubber Thingy… An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane…
Januar 6, 2021 Good Choice! There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed.The executioner said that since all three…