Januar 6, 2021 Mommy Dearest! As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she…
Januar 6, 2021 OH MY GOD! A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,“Ladies and…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ocotpus! A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender „give…
Januar 6, 2021 Baptizing the Drunk! A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next…
Januar 6, 2021 Gotta love the unions! Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions.One…
Januar 6, 2021 Real Mothers… Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to makeit.Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in…
Januar 6, 2021 At the crazy farm! A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient’s room to find his patient sitting on the floor,…
Januar 6, 2021 Daffynitions! Arbitrator ar‘-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy‘-duh-buhl: What a Italian bullfighter tries to do. Baloney buh-lo‘-nee: Where some…
Januar 6, 2021 The Essay. A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.The prize-winning essay read:…
Januar 6, 2021 2 guys at the bar. Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.The first guy said, „My wife, she thinks so much…