Januar 6, 2021 Not me Sarge! A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pessimist! An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Classified Ad Bloopers! The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful little dog.———————————-Free Puppies:1/2 Cocker Spaniel1/2 Sneaky Neighbor’s Dog———————————-Free Puppies:Part German…
Januar 6, 2021 On his Deathbed! Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.“Renounce Satan!“ yelled Father Sullivan.“No!,“ said the dying man.“I say, renounce the devil and his…
Januar 6, 2021 The class reunion! A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he’s very curious as to who might show…
Januar 6, 2021 Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat….
Januar 6, 2021 Pulled over. A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Break-in! A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.“You’ll get your…
Januar 6, 2021 Ready for Society? A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved to the point where it was thought he might be…
Januar 6, 2021 Foul Play? Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. „What would you say if I…