Januar 6, 2021 The Name Game If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador…
Januar 6, 2021 Lots of Wit and Wisdom. „I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -‚You’ll never find anyone like me again!’I’m thinking, ‚I…
Januar 6, 2021 The Wolf Man…HOWL! The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.“How was work, dear?“ his wife asks.“Listen! I don’t want to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Geography of Men and Woman The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild…
Januar 6, 2021 Think YOU are having a bad day? . . . THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest…
Januar 6, 2021 60-year-old man A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, „You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why,…
Januar 6, 2021 One day Confucious say… Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts….man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get…
Januar 6, 2021 Ernie the Hamster If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It’s a long story…
Januar 6, 2021 The Dreams A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got up and were still not talking. The wife broke the…
Januar 6, 2021 Rectum Stretcher Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed…