Januar 6, 2021 The Secret Diary of a Cat DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced…
Januar 6, 2021 Corporate Lessons! A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she…
Januar 6, 2021 TONS of Groaners. . . Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube…
Januar 6, 2021 Tons of Q & A for Kids! Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube…
Januar 6, 2021 If Airlines Sold Paint IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things.Customer:…
Januar 6, 2021 Horoscopes by Adam Sandler Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You…
Januar 6, 2021 Totally Useless Info 1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.3. Smartest dogs: 1) border collie; 2)poodle;…
Januar 6, 2021 Children's Prayers I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from…
Januar 6, 2021 New inventions by blondes. The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater…
Januar 6, 2021 Care to go upstairs? A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.“Care to go upstairs and do it?“ the husband asked.“Shh!“ said the bride…