Januar 6, 2021 Pick up line Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!
Januar 6, 2021 Naming the Twins A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining…
Januar 6, 2021 Two zebras pondering Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, „Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?“ The other replies, „Well…
Januar 6, 2021 The carburettor „The car won’t start,“ aid a wife to her husband. „I think there’s water in the carburettor.“ „How do you know?“ said the husband…
Januar 6, 2021 10 commandments The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move. You can’t post…
Januar 6, 2021 Cannibal Food Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, „You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked ‚em, I’ve…
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal Hall of Shame Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom use their stupidity for personal gain. From time to time,…
Januar 6, 2021 101 Ways To Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write „for sensual massage.“ 3. Specify that your drive-through…
Januar 6, 2021 Biting Nails Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. „I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous.“…