Januar 6, 2021 51 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3)…
Januar 6, 2021 Feel Better Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs That You're Broke At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food…
Januar 6, 2021 Clever Teacher A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. „Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there…
Januar 6, 2021 Coffee Addiction You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. -You sleep with your eyes open. -You have…
Januar 6, 2021 25 Fun Pool Activities 1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell the lifeguards that…
Januar 6, 2021 A Prayer Before Dying When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Januar 6, 2021 Books for College A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk…
Januar 6, 2021 Almost Perfect Life An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the…
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal Mastermind An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, „Have you ever been arrested?“ he wrote, „No.“ The next…