Big Jokes

Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory of a missing link. Failed the Turing test. Fell out…

Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors under load. Gives a lot of bull for somebody…

Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one. Has an IQ one…

He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out…

Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly random-access. Her mental function can be…

His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle around in…

His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. — Thaves…

If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he’d depressurize. If he had…

In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for „extra thick.“ In need of a ROM upgrade. In…

Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in winter. Like a one-armed man climbing…