Big Jokes

Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way to Tomorrowland. Mooring lines don’t reach the dock. More marbles…

Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not digging in the…

Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave of absence from his senses. On the batting end of…

One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy. One pane short of a window. One pearl short of…

Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses don’t run. Outlet isn’t grounded. Over…

Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one right turn. Pressure’s up, but there’s a slow…

Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in the mousetrap. S p a c e d o u…

Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it to the top of his chimney. So boring, his dreams…

Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring. Still traumatized…

The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead. There she sits, Finite State Automaton at its…