Januar 6, 2021 Careful when you wish Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said „I’m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they…
Januar 6, 2021 Doing this great deed A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are…
Januar 6, 2021 Sue over the property Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one…
Januar 6, 2021 Punishment for Gates Satan greets him: „Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and…
Januar 6, 2021 Gates gets punishment Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, „Well Bill, I’m really confused…
Januar 6, 2021 What should they say? Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, „When you are in your…
Januar 6, 2021 Represent Christmas Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they…
Januar 6, 2021 The name of your wife St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. „Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly…
Januar 6, 2021 Picking a punishment This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose…
Januar 6, 2021 Qualifying for Heaven Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to…