Januar 6, 2021 Is the wife in control? Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says „I want the men to make two lines. One line for the…
Januar 6, 2021 Assign the punishment Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and…
Januar 6, 2021 New Yorkers arrived One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a…
Januar 6, 2021 Entering into Heaven A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, „Religion?“ The man says, „Methodist.“ St. Peter looks down his list, and says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Making Comparisons In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell:…
Januar 6, 2021 Bring riches with you There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and…
Januar 6, 2021 Fulfilling their requests There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything…
Januar 6, 2021 Filling in for St. Peter A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‚Have you ever committed…
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton is in Heaven President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. „Who goes there?“ inquired St. Peter. „It’s me, Bill Clinton“. „What bad things did you…
Januar 6, 2021 He's going to Heaven Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, „Do you want to go to heaven?“ The…