Januar 6, 2021 Is Windows a Virus No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly – okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources,…
Januar 6, 2021 You've been programming too long when When you are counting objects, you go „0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…“. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When…
Januar 6, 2021 America Offline [To the tune of „American Pie“] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And…
Januar 6, 2021 Great Writer There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define „great“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 Heaven And Hell In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell:…
Januar 6, 2021 Addicted to Internet Porn Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Dear Agony Aunt Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother died of…
Januar 6, 2021 Gates and Lightbulb Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and makes darkness the standard.
Januar 6, 2021 New Viruses on the loose! Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB. ATnT virus: Every three minutes it…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Quotes What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is an…