Januar 6, 2021 Cookie the Cat's Resolutions |5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch wallpaper,…
Januar 6, 2021 New Year Resolutions for Pets |15. I will not eat other animals‘ poop. 14. I will not lick my human’s face after eating animal poop.13. I do not need…
Januar 6, 2021 New Year Nerd Resolutions |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I resolve… I resolve to… I resolve to, uh… I resolve…
Januar 6, 2021 Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving |1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, „See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the turkey was…
Januar 6, 2021 Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids |A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook.Ivette – Banana…
Januar 6, 2021 A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving |It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.“Please let me in,“…
Januar 6, 2021 The football-playing turkey |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed…
Januar 6, 2021 The blonde Thanksgiving dinner |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for…
Januar 6, 2021 Geek's thanksgiving |1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be thankful your favorite forum isn’t down!4. Be thankful you don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Halloween handouts |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a strawEx-Lax BrowniesCaramel Covered ZucchiniColored Crisco on a StickHot steaming bowl…