Januar 6, 2021 You Need to Join the Lord's Army |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is…
Januar 6, 2021 The Shopping Criminal |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,“What are you charged with?““Doing my Christmas shopping early“,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Australian Christmas |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white…
Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Days of Windows 95 |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Christmas,…
Januar 6, 2021 Rating your Christmas parties |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day,…
Januar 6, 2021 The politically correct Christmas |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming…
Januar 6, 2021 The FAA Inspection |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus’s sleigh before…
Januar 6, 2021 I want to see something really cheap |After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.“How about…
Januar 6, 2021 The Police Officer's Christmas |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on vacation. The stockings were hungon the wall with great…
Januar 6, 2021 The Christmas diet song |’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in…