Januar 6, 2021 Sick of the Holidays |Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You’re serving reindeer pot pie 6. When you…
Januar 6, 2021 Without a Christmas bonus |Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as „the ghost of unemployment future“ 9. The last time you saw…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa's Pet Peeves |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your breath and not gin.7. When the last guy to use…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree |8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: „You’re not a cop, are you?“ 6. It looks suspiciously like a broom…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa vs. system admins |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving…
Januar 6, 2021 Optimist vs. Pessimist |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa Hates Your Kid |8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, „Dream on, Chester!“7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. Along with presents,…
Januar 6, 2021 Short Father Christmas |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call…
Januar 6, 2021 Knock Knock Christmas |Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow who ? Snow business like show business ! Knock KnockWho’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Short Christmas Jokes |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?Tell…