Januar 6, 2021 Short Snow Jokes |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!What’s an ig?An…
Januar 6, 2021 Short Reindeer Jokes |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve days Microsoft |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve Days of Fast Food |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas,…
Januar 6, 2021 Your father is drunk |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 An Internet Christmas |T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.The e-mails…
Januar 6, 2021 Addicted to the Web |(Sung to the tune of „Winter Wonderland“)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin‘,From my mouth, drool is glist’nin‘,I’m happy — althoughMy boss let me go –Happily…
Januar 6, 2021 Revised Christmas days |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the „Twelve Days of Christmas“ subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the…
Januar 6, 2021 The twelve days after Christmas |The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd burnt it, just for spite…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten worst gifts to buy a woman |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make „housework“ easier. For instance, a blender, a…