Januar 6, 2021 'Twas the Night before Finals |T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas downsizing |Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measures are to…
Januar 6, 2021 The night before Christmas for an attorney |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in which could be heard no disturbance, not even the…
Januar 6, 2021 The strange Christmas scene |In a small southern town there was a „Nativity Scene“ that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature…
Januar 6, 2021 The first reindeer seen in a bar |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Musical Christmas Advice |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten things to say about gifts you don't like |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever…
Januar 6, 2021 A parent's night before Christmas |’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were…
Januar 6, 2021 Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost X Files Christmas episode |Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.Mulder: Look, Scully, just like the other homes:…