Januar 6, 2021 Finding a house |Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know me? |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial–a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, „Mrs….
Januar 6, 2021 What was its name? |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, „Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to…
Januar 6, 2021 Will you marry me? |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said „yes“….
Januar 6, 2021 Horse or chicken? |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his…
Januar 6, 2021 How old are you? |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. „I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Anniversary |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and…
Januar 6, 2021 Eating some peanuts |There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for…
Januar 6, 2021 Bathroom troubles |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, „Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old….
Januar 6, 2021 I'm over the hill |We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all that bad.So give us „five“ and then a smileTo us…