Januar 6, 2021 When you are young |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you…
Januar 6, 2021 Florida driver's license! |I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear…
Januar 6, 2021 No Peer Pressure |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: „And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?“ the reporter asked.She simply…
Januar 6, 2021 When I become old |When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I’ve had from each girl…
Januar 6, 2021 How you earned it |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, „Well, son,…
Januar 6, 2021 Grandma changed |In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in…
Januar 6, 2021 She is angry at you |Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, „Timmy, would you…
Januar 6, 2021 Problems driving |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to…
Januar 6, 2021 A Senior Citizen |I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it lasts ‚till 8pm.- I’m very good at opening childproof caps…
Januar 6, 2021 A final diagnosis |Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn’t sleep at…