Januar 6, 2021 An ode to old age |There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t begin at 40. That’s a big fat lie.My hair’s getting…
Januar 6, 2021 Pondering old age |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it…
Januar 6, 2021 Old maid's burglar |A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He…
Januar 6, 2021 Uncovering a scam |The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Sharing everything |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra…
Januar 6, 2021 You will forget it |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting old when |You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work. You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Guaranteed visits |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests….
Januar 6, 2021 Automotive horror |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, „Herman, I…
Januar 6, 2021 I am not forgetful |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, „Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while…