Januar 6, 2021 Give Me the Bill Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), „Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me…
Januar 6, 2021 You Might Be A College Student: You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’tIf you…
Januar 6, 2021 How Many Men Does It Take… How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The other 3 are there…
Januar 6, 2021 U of Berkeley Products There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coincidence.
Januar 6, 2021 Two Things To Worry About (Classic) There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry about;but…
Januar 6, 2021 Using the Elevator An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse Smokies. One day the…
Januar 6, 2021 Celibacy Test Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.The Monsignor leads them…
Januar 6, 2021 End of the World Reports When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J….
Januar 6, 2021 Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he…
Januar 6, 2021 The Hollywood/English Dictionary VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastinate indefinitelyto network = spread disinformationto collaborate = argue…