Januar 6, 2021 Restaurant Specialty Waiter to customer: „Our specialty is snails.““I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!“
Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's Laws (5) Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not hereditary, wooden heads are.Free…
Januar 6, 2021 Flea Cure Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Januar 6, 2021 Senior's Thoughts (Classic) What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their…
Januar 6, 2021 Soldier's Ambition An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, „What’s your problem, Soldier?““Chronic syphilis, Sir.““What treatment are you getting?““Five minutes…
Januar 6, 2021 International Travellers Bloopers International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfect Day The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend…
Januar 6, 2021 Life of an Egg So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an egg is…You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt…
Januar 6, 2021 Finding A Penis There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning…