Januar 6, 2021 Three Dogs There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,“I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that’s why I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Fred and Harry Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.Harry,…
Januar 6, 2021 Revocation of Independence To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern…
Januar 6, 2021 It's the same thing! There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied „Happy-Butt“. When hearing this, the teacher said, „Go straight to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Van and the Queen Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at her table he says to her: „Jis you know Queen…
Januar 6, 2021 In your Face!!! A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo mamma!!! -I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.YO MAMMA’S SO…
Januar 6, 2021 BAAAAH! Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and she saw a farmer with a…
Januar 6, 2021 Masturbation Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Januar 6, 2021 Famous Beer Quotes! Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years…I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in themorning,…