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Januar 6, 2021 Blondes A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, „Oh look, a dead bird,“ and the blonde looks up at…
Januar 6, 2021 The damn ham Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the butcher waht the daily special was. He said it was…
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Januar 6, 2021 Hippie in a Bar This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, „I want…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws of … * Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.*…
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Januar 6, 2021 Blonde AND Polish! A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up with a beautiful blonde. After some drinks she starts to…
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage Secrets… Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last…1. Two times a week, we go…