Januar 6, 2021 Reflections on Life George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.2. I’m not into working out. My philosophy…
Januar 6, 2021 Pick-Up Lines Galore! I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let’s get you out of…
Januar 6, 2021 St. Patrick's Day What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wishes they were Irish.
Januar 6, 2021 Mixed Not! Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will grow up too lazy to steal.
Januar 6, 2021 Leave It To The Kids A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, „Why…
Januar 6, 2021 Behold I Cometh! A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church, and was preaching his first sermon. In the seminary, they…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas Humor Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it twice, he’s gonna find out whos naughty and nice…
Januar 6, 2021 Upgrade to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began…
Januar 6, 2021 The Sexy Secretary. A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work…
Januar 6, 2021 Musician jokes |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around…