Januar 6, 2021 How to buy a stero |1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100.2. The ideal system should have as many lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Glossary of music terms |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. „Y’all sang that real good!“Accidentals: Wrong notesAd Libitum: A premiere.Agitato: A string player’s state of mind when…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock |From „Late Show with David Letterman“ on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by Ed McMahon.9. „Amplifiers“ are just enormous dixie cups.8. Every song…
Januar 6, 2021 Any last requests? |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are…
Januar 6, 2021 Musical jokes |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music…
Januar 6, 2021 May I speak to the conductor |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and…
Januar 6, 2021 Efficiency |From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony No. 8 in B minor.After attending a rehearsal of this…
Januar 6, 2021 Playing music |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until…
Januar 6, 2021 George Bernard Shaw |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he’d like them to play next. „Dominoes,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Orchestra jokes |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do…