Januar 6, 2021 Operas that never made it |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Januar 6, 2021 Arriving at Heaven |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, „Well, how many false notes did you sing in…
Januar 6, 2021 The amazing conductor |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the…
Januar 6, 2021 This must be heaven |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, „You’re going to spend eternity with this…
Januar 6, 2021 Vocal jokes |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come…
Januar 6, 2021 Here is your punishment |“Haven’t I seen your face before?“ a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.“You have, Your Honor,“ the man answered hopefully. „I gave your…
Januar 6, 2021 Contacting a friend |Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor…
Januar 6, 2021 The autograph book |Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.“There’s not much room on…
Januar 6, 2021 Violin jokes |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like…
Januar 6, 2021 The insane conductor |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief…