Januar 6, 2021 Make me a better musician |There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful a player, so he sat at the back of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Musicians on a sinking ship |A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.“Help!“ cried the cellist, „I can’t swim!““Don’t worry,“ said the violist, „just fake…
Januar 6, 2021 Fight between the musicians |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.He breaks the fight…
Januar 6, 2021 Viola jokes |Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.Q: What…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuba jokes |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm.Q: What’s a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3…
Januar 6, 2021 Trumpet jokes |Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand…
Januar 6, 2021 Trombone jokes |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 Saxophone jokes |Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in the grip.Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and…
Januar 6, 2021 That was no piccolo |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, „Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?“ The…