Januar 6, 2021 Bagpipe jokes |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What’s the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question….
Januar 6, 2021 Accordion jokes |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.Q: What is the difference…
Januar 6, 2021 The fate of marriages |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing the shoes |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. „No problem,“ says the mathematician, „there is…
Januar 6, 2021 Reducing travel risk |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it ,…
Januar 6, 2021 Statistical one-liners |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.According to recent…
Januar 6, 2021 Misunderstood people |1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonni, Tchebycheff, Schatzoff, Hotelling, and Godambe. Where are the…
Januar 6, 2021 Risk of plane bombs |A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic.“Hey, don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Worries while flying |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had…
Januar 6, 2021 The results of statistics |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance…