Januar 6, 2021 Answering machine |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone,…
Januar 6, 2021 The birthday study |It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. —…
Januar 6, 2021 The math one-liners |Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!Maths…
Januar 6, 2021 Story about infinity |A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels…
Januar 6, 2021 Debate about the box |An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount…
Januar 6, 2021 Two plus two is five |“First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the half-century or so of his existence had been devoted exclusively…
Januar 6, 2021 Refrigerate elephants |Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2. Redefine the measure on the referigerator (or the elephant).3. Apply…
Januar 6, 2021 Math is turning bad |“Psst, c’mere,“ said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley….
Januar 6, 2021 Crocodile is longer |Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let’s look at the crocodile….
Januar 6, 2021 One equal to one half |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7) + 1/(7*9)+…as 1/2((1/1 – 1/3) + (1/3 – 1/5) +…