A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman. „What a ripoff,“ the man muttered. „I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.“ Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, „Who are you to question that woman’s punishment?“
