|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. „Do you have ‚Eyes of Blue‘ and ‚A Love Supreme‘?“ she asked. „Well, no,“ answered the puzzled homeowner. „But I have a wife and eleven children.“ „Is that a record?“ she inquired. „I don’t think so,“ replied the man, „but it’s as close as I want to get.“
