The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old said, „I want to be a prostitute.“The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When theyrevived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped,“What did you say?“The young girl shrugged. „I said I want to be a prostitute.““A prostitute!“ the Mother Superior said, „Oh, praise sweetJesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant.“
