There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…

There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came up to him and asked, „Sir, what are you doing?“ The drunk replied, „I am looking for my car, the last time I sawit, it was on the end of these keys.“ The police officer said, „Sir, do you know your zipper is down?“ The drunk replied, „Shit, I lost my wife, too!“