When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the time? – to go to bedHello – Let’s cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? – in bed, I mean.I’d like a discreet relationship. – I want sex, but I’m married.I’ll be out of town for a few days. – I’ll be spending time with with the wife.I’m a novelist. – I have 10 unpublished books.I’m coming off a long relationship. – My wife is divorcing me.I’m consulting. – I’m looking for a job.I’m divorced. – I just slipped off my wedding ring.I’m in television. – I fix them.I’m involved in banking. – I’m a bank guard.I’m self-employed. – I just got fired.I’m sorry I flirted with your sister. – I’m sorry I got caught.I’m thinking of relocating. – I can’t find a job locally in this town.I can’t leave my wife just yet..soon. – Be patient forever.I enjoy reading. – Playboy and Penthouse.I have the Midas touch. – I install mufflers.I like a woman who is intelligent. – As long as she acts like I’m smarter.I love opera. – I want sex, but I’ve seen an opera once.I play the market. – SafewayI work high up in an executive office. – I’m a window washer.I work with computers. – I’m a cashier at a gas station.Looking for a satisfying relationship. – I want sex.My business is really hot right now! – I hand out towels in a steam room.My job keeps me running. – I’m a messenger.My wife and I are separated. – She’s at home and I’m here at the bar.
