Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,“Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.““Because,“ the man says,“I live in a two-story house.“The Judge replies, „What kind of a reason is that?What is the big deal about a two-story house?“The man answers, „Well Judge, one story is ‚I have a headache‘ and the other story is ‚It’s that time of the month.‘
