Very hostile farmer

|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, „That’s once.“A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer said, „That’s twice.“After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.The farmer didn’t say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.His brand new bride yelled, telling him, „That was an awful thing to do.“The farmer said, „That’s once.“