Januar 6, 2021 Holy Spirit There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the…
Januar 6, 2021 New bumper stickers. Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god……..Buddha.This would be really…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa and the Blonde! One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks „Santa, will you…
Januar 6, 2021 Lord, forgive me… Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the policeraided the game….
Januar 6, 2021 Three Wise Women???? Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on…
Januar 6, 2021 The Missing Toupee! The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2! Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention…
Januar 6, 2021 Children Books You Won't See Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You Are Different and That’s Bad2…The Boy Who Died From Eating…
Januar 6, 2021 After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE) December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to…
Januar 6, 2021 Read the label first! Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink – AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)On a New Zealand insect spray…