Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny's Goldfish! Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing,…
Januar 6, 2021 Top10 Rules for dating my daughter. Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do…
Januar 6, 2021 Eye Doctor A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, „Sir, I believe you have a cataract.“ „Oh, no“ replied theJapanese…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Looong List of One-Liners! Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d eat pussy every ThanksgivingQ. Three words to ruin a man’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Three Wise Women???? Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They would have asked directions,arrived on…
Januar 6, 2021 The Missing Toupee! The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2! Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention…
Januar 6, 2021 Children Books You Won't See Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You Are Different and That’s Bad2…The Boy Who Died From Eating…
Januar 6, 2021 After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE) December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well I would very much like to…
Januar 6, 2021 Read the label first! Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink – AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. (duh!)On a New Zealand insect spray…