The Lone Ranger and Tonto
walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few
minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, „Who owns the big
white
horse outside?“ The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt,
and said,
„I do. Why?“
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger
and said, „I just thought you
would like to know that your horse is
just about dead outside!!“ The Lone
Ranger and Tonto rushed outside
and, sure enough, Silver was about dead
from heat exhaustion. The
Lone Ranger got him some water and made him
drink it, and soon
Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned
to Tonto and said, „Tonto, I want you to run
around Silver and see
if you can create enough of a breeze to make him
start to feel
better.“
Tonto said, „Sure Kemosabe“, and took off running circles
around
Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lon
e Ranger returned to
the bar to finish his drink.
A few
minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,
„Who
owns that big white horse outside?“
The Lone Ranger stands
again and claims, „I do. What is wrong with him
this time?“
The
cowboy says to him, „Nothing much, I just wanted you to
know………… you left your Injun running!!!“
