Januar 6, 2021 The story of the bats |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, „Let’s fly out of the cave and get…
Januar 6, 2021 Never talk to the parrot |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her with an „after-hours“ appointment and since she had to go…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll use my seeing eye dog |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the…
Januar 6, 2021 You could feed them a lot faster |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs…
Januar 6, 2021 There was just a dog fight |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, „Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?““Yeah, I do!“ a biker says, standing up….
Januar 6, 2021 He is a very smart dog |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It…
Januar 6, 2021 A cat's dictionary |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.Human being: Automatic door…
Januar 6, 2021 The 2 Hunters These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn’t know what to do, so he called 911….
Januar 6, 2021 Seeing Eye Dog A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the…