Januar 6, 2021 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you’re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin
Januar 6, 2021 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona… A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping…
Januar 6, 2021 Bying a horse This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend“I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!
Januar 6, 2021 There were two guys walking down the street… There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. „Man I wish I could…
Januar 6, 2021 At an auction During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, „I’m paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do gorillas have big noses? Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Januar 6, 2021 Some cows view each day as the last roundup… Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice,…