Januar 6, 2021 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona… A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping…
Januar 6, 2021 Bying a horse This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend“I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!
Januar 6, 2021 There were two guys walking down the street… There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. „Man I wish I could…
Januar 6, 2021 At an auction During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, „I’m paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do gorillas have big noses? Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Januar 6, 2021 Some cows view each day as the last roundup… Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice,…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.
Januar 6, 2021 How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven’t caught, for delivery twodays before the season…