Januar 6, 2021 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you catch a polar bear? How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the…
Januar 6, 2021 Snake joke First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo… A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture…
Januar 6, 2021 A gruesome murder A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, „Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam… There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a dog and a fox? What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!