Januar 6, 2021 If I have a rooster and you have a donkey… If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of…
Januar 6, 2021 Excerpts from the rural life A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the…
Januar 6, 2021 What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.
Januar 6, 2021 A man in a state of excessive inebriation… A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth…
Januar 6, 2021 You know why a dog licks his ass? You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll be licking your face.
Januar 6, 2021 The talking dog A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. „This is a talking dog,“ hesaid. „And you can have him for five dollars.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Beware of dog! Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed aharmless…
Januar 6, 2021 This man goes into the doctor with his… This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: „What happened to you?“He says: „I was in Africa…
Januar 6, 2021 A duck walks into a general store… A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,“Gotany fresh fruit?““No.““Got any fresh vegetables?““No. We have only canned and dry goods.“The next…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys go hunting… Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells…