Kategorie: aviation

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, „Ladies…

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with…

A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant…

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, „Edna, I’d like to ride in that…

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy,…

An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down,…

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime,…

During the heat of the space race in the 1960’s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to…

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she…

Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: „Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it`s…