Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Pilot: „Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.“ Tower: „Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. „What are my choices?“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the ’newly arrived‘ area. There are three doors,…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.