Kategorie: aviation

As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their…

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but…

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300…

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a…

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. „What are my choices?“ he…

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice…

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the ’newly arrived‘ area. There are three doors,…

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. „What’s the problem, fellow?“ asked his…