Kategorie: aviation

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. „What are my choices?“ he…

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let’s see…, I think Tuesday would be nice…

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the ’newly arrived‘ area. There are three doors,…

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. „What’s the problem, fellow?“ asked his…

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. „Good lord!“ he screamed, „one of the engines just…

An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, „We have lost an engine, but…

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A…

There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they…