Kategorie: aviation

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy,…

During the heat of the space race in the 1960’s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to…

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime,…

Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: „Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it`s…

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she…

Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of…

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport….

An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying ‚In the event of a water landing,…

Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the „Fasten Seat Belts“ sign was kept lit during the…

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as…