Kategorie: beauty

„My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!“said Miss Conceited. “Then he’s right said her little brother.“Sophia Loren?“ „No-spaghetti!“

First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First…

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn’t find a crane strong…

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?

First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star….

A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. „Hmmm,“ said the doctor. „I’ve no idea what it is.“…

I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!

Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you’ve been engaged…